Judge Judy marries Judge Mathis
A small press conference yesterday followed the much-anticipated wedding of famed TV judges Judith Sheindlin and Greg Mathis. Although this event has lined tabloid covers for years, it came as a shock to the American viewing audience. During a paparazzi interview, an angry Judy said only "Sit down and shut up! I'm the boss, applesauce!". Despite the ceremony, rumour has spread that the two don't get along well, and that "Judy won't stop yelling and making hand gestures". One American even said "at least they'll know some good divorce lawyers if it doesn't work out".

Iraqi hat under criticism from American hat
Conflict has spread recently, over a controversy in a New Jersey home regarding a collection of baseball caps. One hat, which was made in Iraq, is under some criticm currently, and has denied investigations in the past. The American baseball caps are currently searching for support from other clothing items to force investigations, but many have spoken out against this. Whatever happens next, the American hat is the center of attention right now, and its actions will be heavily influenced by the opinions of the rest of the closet.

Parents mystified by use of letter Z
Aaron and Sylvia Chortland, of Villacrest NY have become confused over a new trend in popular culture. This trend, started some years back, has progressed to a "disgusting array of misspellings" according to them. The couple has noticed the letter Z slowly wandering onto not only MSN-speak, but clothing, music, and advertisements. Their children, 12 and 15, both now own shirts displaying the word "playaz", or a variant therof. When asked to explain, the children merely rolled their eyes and began playing violent video games. Aaron and Sylvia struggle to understand this craze, and have many times wondered what indeed "shoez" or "threadz" are. "Who are the "youngbloodz" anyways? What the hell?" one parent wondered aloud. The BYU Newsgroup is currently investigating the cause of this phenomenon, but until a result is found, there looks to be no end to these persistant "buzzwordz".